why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
I was just like
what the fuck do you mean i can’t eat the whole bag in one sitting
Slapping me with a cactus would be less painful than tonights episode of my mad fat diary
my favourite thing ever
i haven’t absorbed the nutrients of a man’s broken down ego in a long time i’m starting to weaken
If a 7 year old realises gender stereotyping is wrong and you don’t, something is very wrong with you.
I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO